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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Funny Weather Charts

From The Huffington Post - 
Snowpocalypse, Snowmageddon, whatever hyperbolic name you're calling it, it's here.
The Northeast is facing a snowstorm of epic proportions so we're getting prepared the only way we know how: making sarcastic charts about our impending doom. Don't you worry, though. As long as you've got shelter, food, water and Netflix, you're probably going to be okay.
So for those of you who find yourself out of work, out of school or out of shows to stream during the storm, scroll down for 7 charts that will help you put #Snowmageddon2015 into perspective.
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    HuffPost Comedy
    Get ready to binge.
  • 2
    HuffPost Comedy
    That roll of dough isn't making it to the oven.
  • 3
    HuffPost Comedy
    Just remember to tip. A lot.
  • 4
    HuffPost Comedy
    Why bother?
  • 5
    HuffPost Comedy
    What even are books?
  • 6
    HuffPost Comedy
    And never the two shall meet.
  • 7
    HuffPost Comedy
    That neighbor boy is going to make out like a bandit.
Images by Andy McDonald

Weather Report

This is one way to describe the weather in the Northeast.


Great Quote



    "Are black men an endangered species? No, because endangered species are protected by the law."  [Chris Rock to NPR / Terry Gross]

    Farming in a Drought

    A farmer in California is getting much attention for his farming techniques that works without a lot of water.

    Interesting concept that's working and is profitable.

    Way to go California!

    http://craftsmanship.net/drought-fighters/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Vox%20Newsletter%20All&utm_campaign=vox%20sentences%20-%201%2F26%2F2015 

    Here a Goat, There a Goat . . .


    Everywhere a goat, goat.

    Below is a really interesting article on goat over-population on an island and what was done to eradicate them.

    It comes from www.nowIknow.com.


    The Judas Goat

    In the summer of 1959, a group of fishermen made their way to the Galapagos Islands, specifically the tiny island of Pinta (here’s a map). They came prepared for the long haul, bringing food with them in case they didn’t catch enough fish. That food was in the form of three live goats, which the fishermen were going to raise on Pinta. This may not be palatable to everyone — especially not Americans – but goat is actually a pretty common source of red meat. As New York magazine once noted, it’s a “dietary staple in most of of the world” that is “high in protein as beef, lower in fat than chicken, and relatively easy to raise.” Goats can be pretty useful if you’re a bunch of fishermen on a relatively remote island. So the fishermen’s decision was probably a good one — albeit very, very shortsighted.

    Unfortunately, one of the reasons goats are relatively easy to raise is because they’re generally indiscriminate eaters. They’ll graze upon all sorts of things. And another problem is that goats breed, and quickly, especially if they’re in an area without any predators. Like, say, a remote island in the Pacific which, beforehand, had never been host to even a single goat. The fishermen’s goats started grazing and making goat babies, and by the 1970s, as Modern Farmer reported, the goat population on Pinta exploded to 40,000. Meanwhile, the native plant life on the island was being slowly eradicated by the feeding goats. Goats were transported to some of the other Galapagos Islands and, similarly, their populations quickly spiraled out of control.

    Something had to be done, and in 1997, the Galapagos Islands instituted something called “Project Isabela,” designed to restore the ecology of the area. To do so, they had to kill the goats. All the goats.

    First, Project Isabela employed what was called “aerial hunting” – helicopters hovered over the area, guns blazing, killing goats in high numbers (and quickly). (Here’s a short video, and while it’s not terribly graphic, you may want to skip it nonetheless.)  As the numbers were pared down, the Galapagos anti-goat team entered the ground war phase of the operation, hunting goats on land. This dwindled the number of goats to only a few stragglers, possibly in the dozens or low hundreds.

    But the target number of goats was zero — which makes sense, given that the entire problem began with only a trio of goats in the first place. Finding those last few goats was critical to Project Isabela’s success, and that proved difficult. Killing off some of the goats when there are literally tens of thousands of them running around a very small island, well, that’s not all that hard — no matter where you attack, you’re likely to find some, but searching for one of only a few goats running around an entire island? That’s much harder.

    The solution: more goats!

    That sounds counter-productive, but wait, there’s more. These were special goats – ”Judas goats” — which were specially engineered for the seek-and-destroy job. (Well, the “seek” part, at least.)

    The Judas goats were like any other goats with two changes. First, they were sterilized — which makes sense generally if you’re trying to control the population, but in this case, was critically important. That’s because the second change was to cause a hormonal imbalance in these goats, making them permanently in heat. Goats are naturally herd animals, so the always-in-heat but sterile Judas goat would naturally attract a following. Once another goat started to hang out with the Judas goat, the goat hunters would step in.

    By 2006, the invasive goat population in this part of the Galapagos Islands was eradicated. Much of the geographically-specific flora has recovered and is growing once more. The threat of another goat takeover, however, isn’t entirely gone. Some Galapagos natives have taken to raising small goat herds, so there are still a few of the animals in the area. And, in a comical sense, the goat-related warfare is hardly over. Modern Farmer explains: “Additionally, goats have become an odd political bargaining chip. When local fishermen are displeased with government fishing regulation, [the man who ran Project Isabela, Dr. Karl] Campbell says they retaliate by releasing new goats on the islands. ‘It’s reintroduction as a malicious act,” says Campbell, “a way to spite the park service.’”

    AnchorBonus Fact: A secondary problem of having all those goats on the Galapagos Islands occurred after the eradication efforts began: you have goat corpses everywhere, rotting. But as the same Modern Farmer article pointed out, that’s OK: “The goats had consumed valuable island nutrients. Exporting their meat would remove these nutrients from the island forever.” By leaving the dead goats where they were, those nutrients returned to the soil.

    From the Archives: Google’s Lawn Mowing Goats: Goats that eat grass and keep Google’s lawn clean.

    Related: “Getting Your Goat: The Ultimate Guide to Cooking Goat Meat with Original Recipes and Classic Stories.” The book’s description begins thusly: “Please stop hyperventilating at the title of this book,” suggesting that it’s not for everyone.

    Monday, January 26, 2015

    Where There's a Will . . .

    There's a way.

    Cuban kids have "jimmie-rigged" their computer network to get the Internet.

    You gotta love their ingenuity.

    Cuban youth build secret computer network despite Wi-Fi ban


    By MICHAEL WEISSENSTEIN
    Published: Today


    In this Jan. 4, 2015 photo, the computer, modem and intranet network cabling belonging to Rafael Antonio Broche Moreno sits on a desk at his home in Havana. Home Internet connections are banned for all but a handful of Cubans, and the government charges nearly a quarter of a month’s salary for an hour online in government-run hotels and Internet centers. But a small minority have covertly engineered a partial solution by pooling funds to create a private network of more than 9,000 computers with small, inexpensive but powerful hidden Wi-Fi antennas and Ethernet cables strung over streets and rooftops spanning the entire city. (AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)
    HAVANA (AP) - Cut off from the Internet, young Cubans have quietly linked thousands of computers into a hidden network that stretches miles across Havana, letting them chat with friends, play games and download hit movies in a mini-replica of the online world that most can't access.

    Home Internet connections are banned for all but a handful of Cubans, and the government charges nearly a quarter of a month's salary for an hour online in government-run hotels and Internet centers. As a result, most people on the island live offline, complaining about their lack of access to information and contact with friends and family abroad.

    A small minority have covertly engineered a partial solution by pooling funds to create a private network of more than 9,000 computers with small, inexpensive but powerful hidden Wi-Fi antennas and Ethernet cables strung over streets and rooftops spanning the entire city. Disconnected from the real Internet, the network is limited, local and built with equipment commercially available around the world, with no help from any outside government, organizers say.

    Hundreds are online at any moment pretending to be orcs or U.S. soldiers in multiplayer online games such as "World of Warcraft" or "Call of Duty." They trade jokes and photos in chat rooms and organize real-world events like house parties or trips to the beach.

    "We really need Internet because there's so much information online, but at least this satisfies you a little bit because you feel like, 'I'm connected with a bunch of people, talking to them, sharing files," said Rafael Antonio Broche Moreno, a 22-year-old electrical engineer who helped build the network known as SNet, short for street net.

    Cuba's status as one of the world's least-wired countries is central to the new relationship Washington is trying to forge with Havana. As part of a new policy seeking broader engagement, the Obama administration hopes that encouraging wider U.S. technology sales to the island will widen Internet access and help increase Cubans' independence from the state and lay the groundwork for political reform.

    Cuban officials say Internet access is limited largely because the U.S. trade embargo has prevented advanced U.S. technology from reaching Cuba and starved the government of the cash it needs to buy equipment from other nations. But the government says that while it is open to buying telecommunications equipment from the U.S., it sees no possibility of changing its broader system in exchange for normal relations with the U.S.
    Outside observers and many Cubans blame the lack of Internet on the government's desire to control the populace and to use disproportionately high cellphone and Internet charges as a source of cash for other government agencies.

    Cuba prohibits the use of Wi-Fi equipment without a license from the Ministry of Communications, making SNet technically illegal. Broche Moreno said he believes the law gives authorities latitude to allow networks like SNet to operate. He described a sort of tacit understanding with officials that lets SNet run unmolested as long as it respects Cuban law - its hundreds of nodes are informally monitored by volunteer administrators who make sure users don't share pornography, discuss politics or link SNet to illicit connections to the real Internet.

    "We aren't anonymous because the country has to know that this type of network exists. They have to protect the country and they know that 9,000 users can be put to any purpose," he said. "We don't mess with anybody. All we want to do is play games, share healthy ideas. We don't try to influence the government or what's happening in Cuba ... We do the right thing and they let us keep at it."

    Users who break rules can be blocked from the network by their peers for as a little as a day for minor infractions such as slowing down SNet with file-sharing outside prescribed hours, with lifetime bans for violations like distributing pornography.

    "Users show a lot of respect for preserving the network, because it's the only one they have," Broche Moreno said. "But me and the other administrators are watching things to make sure the network does what it's meant for."

    The Cuban government did not respond to a request for comment on the network.

    Before Obama moved to restore full diplomatic ties with Cuba, the U.S. made several attempts to leverage technology against the Cuban government. Contractor Alan Gross was sentenced to 15 years in prison after a U.S. Agency for International Development contractor sent him to Cuba to set up satellite Internet connections. He was freed after five years as part of the deal last month that paved the way for Obama's new Cuba policy.

    A separate USAID contractor tried to build a text message-based social network called Zunzuneo whose brief existence was revealed in an Associated Press investigation last year.

    Joining SNet requires resources out of reach of many people in a country where the average salary hovers around $25 a month.

    Humberto Vinas, 25, studied medical technology and accounting before finding a relatively well-paying job in the kitchen of a bar. He and nine friends shared an SNet node for several months, running hundreds of feet of Ethernet cable over neighbors' roofs until one demanded they take it down, disconnecting most from the network.

    "I miss SNet a lot," he said sadly. "You can find out about soccer scores. It allows you to do so much, right from your home."

    Cubans have one of the hemisphere's highest average levels of education and years of practice at improvising solutions to scarcity, allowing many to access and share information despite enormous barriers. For as little as a dollar a week or less, many Cubans receive what's known as "the package," weekly deliveries of pirated TV shows, movies, magazines and instructional texts and videos saved on USB memory drives.

    There is no obvious indication the U.S. or any other foreign government or group had anything to do with the creation of SNet, making it by far the most impressive example of Cuba's homemade telecommunications engineering.

    The network is a series of connected nodes, powerful home computers with extra-strong Wi-Fi antennas that communicate with each other across relatively long distances and distribute signals to a smaller network of perhaps a dozen other computers in the immediate vicinity.

    SNet started as a handful of connected users around 2001 and stayed that way for a decade. More than 9,000 computers have connected over the past five years, and about 2,000 users connect on an average day.
    Many use SNet to get access to popular TV shows and movies. The system also stores a copy of Wikipedia. It's not necessarily current, but is routinely refreshed by users with true Internet access. There's also a homegrown version of a social network that functions similarly to Facebook.

    Because most data passes from computer to computer in SNet, everything takes place much faster than on the achingly slow and expensive connections available from government servers that pass all information through central points.

    Broche Moreno estimated it costs about $200 to equip a group of computers with the antennas and cables needed to become a new node, meaning the cost of networking all the computers in SNet could be as little as $200,000. Similar but smaller networks exist in other Cuban cities and provinces.

    "It's proof that it can be done," said Alien Garcia, a 30-year-old systems engineer who publishes a magazine on information technology that's distributed by email and storage devices. "If I as a private citizen can put up a network with far less income than a government, a country should be able to do it, too, no?"
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    Associated Press writer Anne-Marie Garcia contributed to this report.
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    Michael Weissenstein on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mweissenstein

    Sunday, January 25, 2015

    Groundhog Day

    It happened again.

    Another black kid was stopped at gunpoint coming out of the library at Yale.  We know about this one because his father is a columnist for the New York Times.

    How many others happen every day that we don't hear about?

    http://www.theroot.com/articles/news/2015/01/new_york_times_charles_blow_fuming_after_son_stopped_at_gunpoint_by_yale.html?wpisrc=newsletter_jcr%3Acontent%26


    Using Familiar Voices to Help Coma Patients

    Hopeful signs are evident when familiar voices are heard and familiar stories told.

    http://news360.com/digestarticle/x4Db0gx5-kG4VBPJmMP-QA

    What's Good For the Goose . . .

    Is good for the gander?

    Apparently not.

    The money quote I've put in italicized bold.

    French arrests raise question: Is free speech for all?

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    By JILL LAWLESS
    Published: Today


    FILE - In this Jan. 11, 2014 file photo, French comedian Dieudonne M'Bala M'Bala arrives for a press conference in a theater in Paris, France. When cartoonists at a French publication that had poked fun at the Prophet Muhammad were shot dead, millions around the world felt it as an attack on freedom of speech. Since the rampage, French authorities have arrested dozens of people _ including Dieudonne M'Bala M'Bala _ for appearing to praise the terrorists or encourage more attacks. That has unleashed accusations of a double standard, in which free speech applies to those who mock Islam while Muslims are penalized for expressing their own provocative views. (AP Photo/Michel Euler, File)
    LONDON (AP) - When cartoonists at a French publication that had poked fun at the Prophet Muhammad were shot dead, millions around the world felt it as an attack on freedom of speech.

    Since the rampage that left four dead at a kosher supermarket and 12 at the Charlie Hebdo offices, French authorities have arrested dozens of people - including a comedian - for appearing to praise the terrorists or encourage more attacks.

    That has unleashed accusations of a double standard, in which free speech applies to those who mock Islam while Muslims are penalized for expressing their own provocative views. Many Muslims complain that France aggressively prosecutes anti-Semitic slurs, but that they are not protected from similar racist speech.

    French police have arrested more than 70 people since the attacks for allegedly defending or glorifying terrorism. The most famous is comedian Dieudonne M'bala M'bala, charged over a Facebook post saying "I feel like Charlie Coulibaly" - a merger of the names of magazine Charlie Hebdo and Amedy Coulibaly, the attacker who killed four hostages at the supermarket. The comic also has repeatedly been prosecuted for anti-Semitism.

    Dieudonne later suggested he was being silenced by free-speech hypocrisy. "You consider me like Amedy Coulibaly when I am no different from Charlie," he wrote in an open letter to French Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve.

    Many countries have laws limiting free speech, and on paper most hate-speech rules do not discriminate against any particular faith or group. In Britain, recent prosecutions include a white supremacist convicted of sending a threatening anti-Semitic tweet to a lawmaker; a Muslim teenager tried for posting on Facebook that "all soldiers should die and go to hell"; and a 22-year-old man jailed for posting anti-Muslim comments on Facebook after two al-Qaida-inspired attackers murdered soldier Lee Rigby.

    French law bans promoting racial or religious hatred, as well as inciting or defending terrorism or crimes against humanity - a line that prosecutors say Dieudonne's remarks crossed.

    Blasphemy, in contrast, is not illegal in France, so Charlie Hebdo's mockery of religion is regarded differently.

    But the line between religious satire and hate speech is not always clear, and Charlie Hebdo was sued by Muslim groups for "publicly abusing a group of people because of their religion" over cartoons it ran in 2006. The paper was acquitted, with the court ruling that the cartoons took aim at extremists, not Islam.

    And Muslims are not the only ones to have taken offense at the paper. For example, Charlie Hebdo also has been sued by Roman Catholic groups. Defenders of Charlie Hebdo argue that the cartoonists are not motivated by hatred or a desire to spread discrimination when they make fun of religion.

    The latest French arrests have been criticized by Amnesty International, which has expressed concern about a new French law that permits sentences of up to seven years in prison for defending or inciting terrorism.
    The human rights group says some prosecutions have been excessive, including that of a drunk man who praised Paris attackers the Kouachi brothers and told police: "I hope you will be next." He was sentenced to four years in prison.

    "You have a French society that considers, not unjustly, that freedom of expression itself has come under attack," said Amnesty Europe Director John Dalhuisen. "You have to attack the criminals, but not in a way that undermines the idea."

    John Keane, an Australian political scientist who has studied the history of Islam in Europe, said the arrests add to a widespread perception among Muslims that "the satirizing of Jewish people and the insult of Jewish people is not permitted under French law, and yet that same principle, for the moment, does not apply to Muslims."

    Despite that perception of a double standard, Europe's Muslim and Jewish communities feel a common anxiety in the wake of the Paris attacks that authorities are not doing enough to protect them or counter hatred.
    Fiyaz Mughal, director of a British project called Tell Mama that monitors anti-Muslim incidents, said he had sensed "cumulative fear growing in the Muslim communities" ever since the killing of soldier Lee Rigby on a suburban London street in 2013, with attacks on mosques and Islamic centers and a rising volume of abuse on social media. Another spike in abuse followed the Paris attacks.

    "The language is moving from general anti-Islamic, anti-Muslim rhetoric to more targeted threat rhetoric," he said, and urged Facebook and Twitter to respond more quickly to complaints about hateful posts.

    Jonathan Sacerdoti of Britain's Campaign Against Anti-Semitism said many British Jews feared that hatred against them was on the rise, and felt hate speech laws were not being applied firmly enough.

    He said that during protests against Israel's Gaza war last year, some demonstrators held banners saying "Hitler was right" and "Hitler should have finished the job."

    "These aren't examples of legitimate debate," Sacerdoti said. "These are examples of hate speech ... that made some Jewish people on the streets of London feel afraid."

    The two communities may have similar fears, but they occupy different positions in European societies, and have widely differing views of the way they are treated.

    Jewish communities in Britain and elsewhere have been established for centuries. The shaming example of the Holocaust has helped spur European governments to denounce anti-Semitism and work to ensure such genocide never happens again. In several European countries, including France, denying the Holocaust is a crime.

    Muslims arrived in large numbers more recently, and often tend to be poorer than the national average. Many Muslims feel they are unfairly blamed for terrorist acts by extremists.

    Keane said many Muslims feel they "are treated as second-class citizens."
    Jonathan Romain, a British Reform rabbi and commentator on ethical issues, said he sympathized with Muslim communities, who have had to adapt over recent decades to living in European countries where their faith is in a minority.

    "Jews have had practice of that for 2,000 years," he said.

    Some Muslims believe they can learn from the Jewish community how to counter anti-Islamic attacks. Tell Mama is modeled on the work of the Community Security Trust, a Jewish charity that monitors and combats anti-Semitism.

    "The Jewish community has been far more vocal and far more organized," Mughal said.

    "The best form of defeating hate is speaking and socially organizing. The Muslim community is in disarray in terms of its leadership, its messaging."

    Mughal sees signs of hope in the same place he often finds hate - online.

    When a commentator on Fox News said Birmingham, England's second-largest city, was "totally Muslim," British Muslims and non-Muslims united in satire. Soon a Twitter campaign under the hashtag #foxnewsfacts was offering comically bogus snippets of information: a photo of hajj pilgrims labeled as the crowd at a local soccer match, a Mecca-brand bingo hall as proof of Islamic domination, a picture of Birmingham's BT tower presented as the city's "main minaret."

    Mughal said it was an example of "communities coming together and having a laugh about stupidity, but also about some of the sensitive issues" about difference and integration in Britain.

    Romain, the rabbi, said that instead of trying to silence offensive speech, people of all faiths could learn from the deft response of the Mormon church to irreverent stage musical "The Book of Mormon."

    "They didn't scream and shout outside. They didn't harass the actors," he said. "They took out a full-page advert in the program saying, 'You've seen the play. Now come to one of our churches and see the difference.'"
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    Follow Jill Lawless on http://Twitter.com/JillLawless

    Saturday, January 24, 2015

    Cheating 2

    Lest we think this current checking controversy of the Patriots' deflated balls is isolated, here is evidence to the contrary.

    A look at wide world of cheating across sports


    By OSKAR GARCIA
    Published: Today

    Few sports issues can disrupt the hype to a Super Bowl quite like cheating. And while fans are a long way from knowing what mischief led to the New England Patriots winning the AFC title with underinflated footballs, it's already become the latest episode in a vast history of rule-breaking in the wide world of sports.
    Tiny examples, like stealing pitching signs in baseball, are often brushed off as gamesmanship. Other incidents, like flopping in basketball and soccer, draw ire toward referees but little backlash toward players beyond making fun of them with video and GIF replays. And some of the darkest moments in sports - among them the 1919 Black Sox - entangle games with endless off-field issues such as illegal gambling, performance-enhancing drugs and recruiting violations.
    "Deflategate" might set a new low standard of wrongdoing worthy of a cliched "-gate" label - interesting mostly because the rule-breaking remains unexplained after nearly a week.
    So while NFL investigators sort that one out, here's a look at some other episodes illustrating a drop in the bucket of the range of cheating accusations in sports.
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    BLACK SOX SCANDAL:
    Almost every sport has struggled with the worst elements of illegal gambling. The most scandalous intersection for baseball was when eight players were banned from the game after being accused of throwing the 1919 World Series.
    Chicago White Sox pitchers Eddie Cicotte and Claude "Lefty" Williams, first baseman Chick Gandil, shortstop Charles "Swede" Risberg, third baseman Buck Weaver, outfielders "Shoeless" Joe Jackson and Happy Felsh and infielder Fred McMullen were suspended for life by Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis.
    The "Black Sox" were acquitted of criminal charges in 1921 but banned from the game the next day.
    "Regardless of the verdict of juries, no player who throws a ballgame, no player that entertains proposals or promises to throw a game, no player that sits in conference with a bunch of crooked players and gamblers where the ways and means of throwing games are discussed and does not promptly tell his club about it, will ever play professional baseball," Landis wrote.
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    LOADING UP
    No, those bulky boxing gloves aren't just there for tradition or to protect a fighter's hands. They're crucial protection for opponents looking to dodge cheats and minimize serious injury. That's why corners get so persnickety about brands, specifications and padding levels (that and Floyd Mayweather likes getting in opponents' heads). While the fuss can sometimes seem circus-like, it has very legitimate roots.
    Trainer Carlos "Panama" Lewis and junior middleweight fighter Luis Resto were jailed for removing half the padding from Resto's gloves for a fight against Billy Ray Collins Jr. in 1983. Collins suffered permanent damage to his right eye in the fight, plus contusions and cuts. His career ended and less than a year later, he died after driving his car into a ditch in what his father said was a suicide.
    Collins' father, who was also his trainer and manager, discovered the underpadded gloves when he shook hands with Resto after the fight and "felt nothing but fingers and knuckles."
    More than 20 years later, welterweight Antonio Margarito was suspended for a year after being caught before a fight with a plaster-like substance on his hand wraps. His hands were rewrapped and he was stopped by Shane Mosley in what was considered a mild upset.
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    SLASHED FROM WORLD CUP
    In a story that sounds scripted because part of it was, Chile was disqualified from the 1990 World Cup and banned from the 1994 tournament after a plot to make it past Brazil in qualifying that almost worked if not for a single photographer catching a conspiracy on camera.
    With Brazil leading Chile during the 1989 game, a flare was thrown onto the field from a heavy Brazil-fan section of Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro. Chile's goalie Roberto Rojas fell to the pitch in pain, blood dripping from his head, and Chile's players refused to continue playing. But one photographer shooting Rojas while the action was on the other side of the pitch caught Rojas sneaking a razor from one of his gloves and cutting his own head.
    Rojas was banned for life from soccer.
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    A 25-MILE HEAD START
    Can't win straight up? That's what shortcuts are for.
    Rosie Ruiz pretended to win the 1980 Boston Marathon by coming out of the crowd about one mile before the finish line. She took the cheers and the winner's wreath, but immediately drew suspicion because she was unknown and didn't appear as sweaty and fatigued as someone who just ran 26.2 miles.
    Race officials deliberated for weeks while studying videotapes and other checkpoint evidence, then concluded she had not run the race. They also concluded that she took the subway during the 1979 New York Marathon, which she used as her qualifying time for Boston.
    Back then, checkpoint officials focused mainly on the men's race, scribbling down bib numbers as they passed. The first few women's bib numbers were recorded, too, if possible.
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    'NOT ABOUT A BANANA'
    Like the deflated footballs flap, sometimes it only takes seemingly small differences to raise suspicions.
    Coaching isn't allowed during tennis matches at Grand Slam tournaments, but it happens. Chair umpires will issue warnings to players, coaches and entourages and every so often, players get fined. Any unique gestures instantly draw scrutiny.
    Maria Sharapova faced those suspicions when she won the 2006 U.S. Open.
    After beating Justine Henin in the final, Sharapova got into a bit of a testy exchange with reporters who asked about the apparent signals sent by her father and coach about when to eat bananas or sip drinks at changeovers. The signals included holding up four fingers or waving a banana.
    All of which led to this statement from Sharapova: "I believe, at the end of the day, personally, my life is not about a banana."
    ___
    AP Sports Writers Howard Fendrich, Howard Ulman, Jimmy Golen, Ronald Blum and Tim Dahlberg contributed to this report. Oskar Garcia can be reached on Twitter at http://twitter.com/oskargarcia

    Friday, January 23, 2015

    English

    We don't make understanding the language easy, as these sentences below illustrate.


    1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

    2) The farm was used to produce produce.

    3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

    4) We must polish the Polish furniture..

    5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

    6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

    7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

    8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

    9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

    10) I did not object to the object.

    11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

    12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

    13) They were too close to the door to close it.

    14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

    15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

    16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

    17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

    18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

    19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

    20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


    Hat tip to Deb.

    Thursday, January 22, 2015

    Doritos Commercials

    Vote for your favorite.

    The one with the most votes will be featured in the Super Bowl.

    My favorites:

    1)  What Could Go Wrong?
    2)  Trouble in the Backseat
    3)  Selfish Sneezers

    Be careful with the voting.  I ended up voting for the wrong one by accident.

    Enjoy these thirty second breaks.

    https://crashthesuperbowl.doritos.com/finalists

    How e-Readers Are Informing Publishers

    If you read books on an e-reader, publishers are able to access a database with all kinds of info about your reading habits.

    This is a good thing, right?

    Can technology ever go too far?

    You be the judge.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/publishers-know-you-didnt-finish-the-goldfinch-heres-what-th?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Vox%20Newsletter%20All&utm_campaign=vox%20sentences%20-%201%2F22%2F2015#.jiNeDoQK7


    An Architecture's Dream

    That is Dubai.

    Home of the world's largest vertical maze.


    Maze Tower of the Dubai-based Al Rostamani Group has been confirmed on Monday by records tally-keeper Guinness World Records as the worlds largest vertical maze

    http://www.thenational.ae/uae/worlds-largest-vertical-maze-unveiled-in-dubai?utm_source=Communicator&utm_medium=Email&utm_content=&utm_campaign=ISIL's%20advance%20has%20been%20halted,%20Kerry%20tells%20coalition

    The Whiteness of Oregon Explained

    Did you know Oregon was founded as a "white utopia?"

    I must have been asleep during this part of American History class.

    http://gizmodo.com/oregon-was-founded-as-a-racist-utopia-1539567040


    New England Patriots Cialis Commercial Parody (For Deflated-Balls) [Bens...

    You knew this was coming, right?

    I love it!


    Cheaters! Cheaters!

    PLEASE.

    SOMEONE.

    ANYONE.

    TAKE A STAND . . .

    And

    GIVE THE PATRIOTS THE BOOT!

    They absolutely should be disqualified from playing in the Super Bowl!

    What message are we sending to every athlete from the peewee players to the professional guys:

    "They should strive to win at ANY COST, including cheating their way to the top?"

    COME ON NFL!

    GROW A PAIR . . .

    And

    DO THE RIGHT THING!

    BOOT the BASTARDS!

    (Pardon my French)


    Wednesday, January 21, 2015

    Tuesday, January 20, 2015

    Keep Pushing

    The folks at Charlie Hebdo keep pushing, and not surprisingly, people are pushing back.

    There are lessons to be learned here, but is anyone listening?

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2015/01/19/charlie-hebdo-cross-line-free-speech-covers-islam-limits-wickham/21960957/?csp=Opinion

    Studying Sewage Water

    This is really, really interesting.

    Who knew that sewage water could reveal so much about us?

    http://www.bostonglobe.com/ideas/2015/01/09/what-does-cambridge-sewage-say-about-residents-mit-plans-find-out/qxBK9jbHYJFMcNGiTM2L2I/story.html