True Confession: I'm Looking for a "Louie"

What a guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I4wNAmjkRY&feature=player_embedded

Lost & Found in Translation

I hope that you can access this article in The National.  It's in the Weekend section and it is about how English words and phrases mean different things depending on where you're from.

Click anywhere on the page to enlarge it.

http://thenational.newspaperdirect.com/epaper/viewer.aspx

Back Home Again

My travels ended on a high note.  Bangkok was the best!

Now it's time to get back into the working frame of mind.

Interestingly, my sleep pattern is off.  I'm surprised because for some reason, it's been easier adjusting to a 12-hour time difference than to a 3-hour one.  I'm not sure why that is.

There was running around I needed to do yesterday that kept me busy, but today is our Sabbath, so I'll be tucked in tight at home.

One more thought about traveling.

I get questioned a lot about traveling alone.  Is is safe?  Am I lonely?

Yes.

No.

Mostly, it's a relief.

The only person I have to deal with, confer with, and ultimately please . . . is me.

The tour packages have been great because someone meets me at the airport, takes me to the hotel and plans the itinerary, with input from me if there's something I especially want to do.

Terrific deals can be found on Groupon and Living Social.

I waited almost twenty years to see the coast of California because I was waiting for someone to see it with.  That solo trip down the coast that I finally took was the confirmation and the catalyst to my traveling alone today.

Last thoughts -

Remember to regularly forgive yourself and others, from anything that might hold you back.

I know.  I know.

You wish I'd quit harping on this, but my goal is to help someone else to avoid the many mistakes I've made.

If I succeed in that, terrific.

If not, please forgive me for the repetition.

Your blogging buddy.

The Floating Market & Elephant Ride

What a day!

I was picked up from the hotel at 7:30, on our way south of Bangkok about 1.5 hours, headed to the famous Floating Markets.

On our way, we stopped by another market - there are thousands of these open air markets everywhere.  This one was unique because a train passes through it at 9:00 every morning.  Not sure why, but it didn't happen today.

This place went on forever and it was so crowded.  Just when you thought you'd reached the end, there was miles more to see.  

Outside of market

This is what the neighborhood looked like
outside the market.

All kinds of stuff for sale.

More stuff.

There was fresh, cleaned and ready-to-cook frogs - not just frog legs - but whole frogs.  Some were smoked.

Pan on the bottom right holds the fresh frogs.
Bon appetite!

There were chicken parts of all kind, including chicken feet.  Terry and I used to fight over these growing up.

Chicken parts. 

There were crabs and clams and pork.

The pan in the middle holds pig feet.  Yum!

There were fish of every kind - some big, some little, some with a stringy mouth.

I asked my guide what this was.  He said, "Fish."
That much I got.  I wanted to know what kind,
but the question was lost in translation.

There was every imaginable kind of spice and flowers.

Lots and lots of flowers.
Many are used in the make-shift altars seen everywhere.

There was fruit, fruit, and more fruit.  All of those exotic ones that I'd tried out since living in Abu Dhabi were all here.

Then there was just stuff - for the house, to wear, to use.  Stuff, stuff everywhere!

Next we stopped by a coconut farm.  The palm trees here grow coconuts.  In the UAE, they grow dates.  You see dried coconut shells along the side of the road by the thousands.  They are used to make beds and sofas - which sounds pretty lumpy to me, but I didn't see any, so I can't say for sure.

The man is holding a coconut flower.
Iside the stalk-like leaves, are the coconuts.

There were many other products of all kind made from the coconut shells - purses, balls, lamps, dishes, utensils . . .

There was a demonstration on how coconut sugar is made.

Coconut sugar drying.
It looks and tastes a lot like the brown sugar we're used to.

Fascinating.

I also learned how coconut milk is made when you squeeze the meat.  If you heat it, it makes oil used for cooking or for putting on your skin before sunbathing.  Sounds like you'd be cooking your skin, but I don't know much about sitting in the sun . . . on purpose.

Coconut meat.  Squeeze it to make juice.
Heat it to make oil.

After this enlightenment, we were off to the Floating Market.

What fun!

We drove to the dock were dozens of boats were awaiting passengers.  Each boat can carry about 6-8 I think, but ours just had two, the tour guide and me.  We had to sit in the middle of the boat, in the middle of the seats, to keep it balanced.

Boats used to ferry folks to and from the Floating Market.

We rode through a canal that was between 15-20 feet deep, for about a half hour. Some places it was narrow, others wide.  Mostly the shore was lined with homes. Some very, very modest and others very, very nice.

Picture from inside the boat.

Lovely dining area on the water.
This is the front porch of someone's home.

Beautiful home along the way.

Big, foreboding Buddha sitting next to a
magnificent temple on the water.

It's a windy body of water.  We slowed down to turn about a half dozen times, and there it is.  Scores and scores of boats with women selling their goods.  Some other women are lining the waterway and you have to shop by boat from them.

Picture I downloaded so that you could see a decent panoramic view.
Awesome!

The boat driver slowed down and we hopped off.  You could shop from the bank and there were lots of things for sale on the dock.

I'm watching the ladies cook on the boats.

You can't see it, but some of the women are cooking -
frying food, with piping hot grease - on the boats!  Yikes!

Another downloaded shot where if you look closely,
you can see some boats filled with colorful fruit.

So, so cool.

Yes, this Floating Market is probably mostly for tourists, but this one had a ball getting to it and shopping in it once we were there.

Yep.  Me again.

I found this video that does a great job of showing the highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBqr2feVCeI

As we were leaving, the tour guide mentioned that we were close to a place where you can ride elephants and he asked if I was interested.

Absolutely!

What a treat!

I bought the ticket and climbed a two-story structure where there is an opening - it would be a gate, if there was a door - and climb onto the seat.  It's designed for two, but I sat in the middle to keep it balanced.  The kid who was guiding the elephant was riding on her head.

You can't see me, but I've just boarded the elephant.

Yes, it was a girl.

Old woman, really.

She was 60 years old!

Me and my buddy.

I'm sure the folks saw me coming and knew I needed an elephant that was old and s - l - o - w.

She was wonderful!

We travelled along a paved path.  At one point she stopped because she knew this is where there were good leaves located for her to eat.  she was encouraged to move along, and she did.

Smart girl.

The kid got off of her later to take pictures of me, and for a while, it was just she and I, plodding along.

Me and my buddy . . . again.

She was a good girl.

It was a hot day.  Humid, too.

As we were heading back, she dipped into a canal running parallel to the path.

My first comment was "WHOA GIRL."

My guide calmed me down and said the water wasn't deep.

Well, that's relative.  The elephant was up to her neck in water, but like the guide said, we were fine and dry throughout this cooling off dip for her.

So much fun!

Tonight I pack for my journey home, but it with a heart of gratitude for having the best summer of my life!

As always, thanks for taking this ride with me.

Bountiful Bangkok

The day began with a 7:30 pickup.  My hotel is the farthest from town, so I was picked up first, followed by two more stops, for a total of nine people, including me for our guided tour of the city.

The traffic was insane!  Lots of cars, very few traffic lights, and the ones we went through were so long.  It took about an hour and a half to get where we were going this morning, and about twenty minutes to get back to the hotel early afternoon when the traffic was much lighter.

Street market

Tuk Tuk - A rigged up motorcycle, used to ferry people.
There were lots of these in Cairo, too.

Another picture of street market.
They were present around every corner.

The Thai government is patterned after the British.  They have a king and queen, but they are figureheads only.  Like England, there is a Parliament that governs the land.  The king has been on the throne since 1946.  He is 85 years old and in poor health.  Below is a picture of his wife.

Pictures of the Queen lined the streets in celebration of her birthday August 12th.
Mother's Day is also recognized on this day.

Side note - Again, like the British, the steering wheel is on the right side of the cars.

Our first stop - a Buddhist Temple, Wat Pho.  My vocabulary isn't adequate to describe just how magnificent this place was.  Likewise, the pictures don't do it justice either, but I took a lot.

One of the many structures in the temple complex.

They contain statues.

Another extraordinary structure at the temple complex.

Whimsical statues at entryways

Ornate Entry Way

Windows and doors framed in gold and diamonds

Me in front of the Reclining Buddha

Reclining Buddha - 160 feet long
The head is way down on the left,
with the toes on the right.

Bottom of the feet of the Reclining Buddha

Mother-of-Pearl on bottom of Buddha's feet.
They are divided into 108 sections, each one depicting
a way that Buddha can be identified.

These are 108 bowls for collecting coins.
People drop coins because it is believed to bring luck
and it helps support the monks who maintain the Temple.

A monk tending to the shrubs at the Temple.
About 200 monks live here.

Ornate statues that look like very fancy pyramids.

Closeup of the above picture.

A waterfall in the middle of the complex.

Colorful fish at the bottom of the waterfall.

"Penis Rock" - My name for it.
Women who desire to get pregnant rub it for good luck.

Our next stop - Wat Traimit Temple, home of the Golden Buddha, the largest Buddha in the world.

Magnificent statue of Buddha at the Wat Traimit Temple.
You are required to take off your shoes before entering the temples,
and you have to kneel down or sit down to take pictures.
I sat with the bottom of my feet facing the statue.  That was a no-no.

Three-story Wat Traimit Temple

Closeup of Wat Traimit Temple - 2nd Level

This solid gold Buddha
is 9.8 ft tall and weights 5.4 tons.
It is the largest Buddha in the world.

And in the mist of all of this opulence, are the slums.

Slums very near business district

These slums reminded me a lot of Shanty Town in Cape Town, South Africa.

Bangkok, like many cities, is a city of contrasts.  The temples and monuments are extraordinary, and clearly, much effort is made to keep them that way.  On the other hand, there are many parts of the city in dire need of attention - the rough roadways, the old buildings, and the antiquated, and highly congested highway system.  It appears the infrastructure has been neglected for some time.  But as long as you stay near the temples, you see a very modern, better kept cityscape.  I saw a lot of the city because my hotel was located way out and we had to drive through a lot of it to reach the inner city where the temples were located.

The people are warm and kind.  Everyone is greeted by the locals clasping their hands like they're praying, followed by a bow.  When you tip or buy something, you are thanked with this gesture.  It is very warm and respectful, for lack of a better term.

Tomorrow is a very early pick up, so goodnight for now.