An excerpt from Vulture -
#Gladiators, before I begin discussing last night's episode, I want to make a public announcement to all the real-life side pieces who watched last week's episode and cried that Denzel-Washington-in-Glory single tear when Liv answered the question, "Are you the president's mistress?" with a resounding, "Yes." Please do not try this mess at home. It will not work out for you. Scandal is a Shondaland fantasy. In real life, if you go to the mountaintop and start shouting that you are some dude's side piece, without checking with him first, he’s gonna say what my mom did back in the day when my brother and I would act up in public: "Sit your black ass down and act like you got some sense." Even if you ain't black, he's going to say "black ass" just so you know how serious.com he is about your foolishness. So Side Pieces United, your options are to 1) Not be a side heaux (dur) or 2) If you're going to be a side heaux, keep your mouth shut like a sealed Ziploc bag full of leftover Christmas ham. Okay, with that out of the way, let's get down to "Paris Is Burning," which is another strong episode from Shonda & Co.
http://www.vulture.com/2015/10/scandal-recap-season-5-episode-3.html
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