OK.
First.
When I think of old women with young guys, Pampers come to mind. How could you seriously consider going out with someone whose diaper you could have changed?
Yes.
I know.
Guys do it all the time and are proud when they snag a young girl.
Anyway.
It's happen to me. Three times now. Young guys seemingly interested. Even after I told them I could be their momma, and had kids older than them.
Flattered?
No. There must be ulterior motives.
Now, considering I haven't had a date since the new millennium, you'd think I'd jump at the chance.
But, no.
I'm still stuck on why?
Maybe they've got "momma issues?"
I'm holding out for a guy who knows who the Spinners, the Temptations, and Aretha are, without having to spend the next half hour trying to explain it to him.
Asking a lot?
Is that why it's taken so long?
Who knows?
In the mean time, never say never, but . . .
I don't see Pampers in my future.
First.
When I think of old women with young guys, Pampers come to mind. How could you seriously consider going out with someone whose diaper you could have changed?
Yes.
I know.
Guys do it all the time and are proud when they snag a young girl.
Anyway.
It's happen to me. Three times now. Young guys seemingly interested. Even after I told them I could be their momma, and had kids older than them.
Flattered?
No. There must be ulterior motives.
Now, considering I haven't had a date since the new millennium, you'd think I'd jump at the chance.
But, no.
I'm still stuck on why?
Maybe they've got "momma issues?"
I'm holding out for a guy who knows who the Spinners, the Temptations, and Aretha are, without having to spend the next half hour trying to explain it to him.
Asking a lot?
Is that why it's taken so long?
Who knows?
In the mean time, never say never, but . . .
I don't see Pampers in my future.
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