I Would Rather . . .

An excerpt from McSweeney's -

I WOULD RATHER DO ANYTHING ELSE THAN GRADE YOUR FINAL PAPERS.
BY ROBIN LEE MOZER

Dear Students Who Have Just Completed My Class,

I would rather do anything else than grade your Final Papers.

I would rather base jump off of the parking garage next to the student activity center or eat that entire sketchy tray of taco meat leftover from last week’s student achievement luncheon that’s sitting in the department refrigerator or walk all the way from my house to the airport on my hands than grade your Final Papers.

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